"I wanna be a Pirate, an Eskimo, and a Happy-Hour Goer..."

So of course, I made sure to pack my camera, and as soon as I got to my Big's house I went to delete some old pictures and my camera was DEAD! No worries, however! I have hijacked some of my favorite photos from the Facebook. Ready Freddies?

The very first thing that happened when we were all assembled was Big opened the crabs to dump them on the table to find a not-so ice cold ICE inside. Because we might as well be frat boys at heart, this was just the beginning.

I was next. I walked into the bathroom to put on my makeup and just happened to look over to my right. There, on the closed toilet, was mine, waiting for me. Welcome to statistic land.

On board the Fearless! In true awesome and Baltimore fashion, we decided that our best bet for the ship was 40's on Natty Boh! Classy. See that water we're shooting at the tourists? It is definitely dirty harbor water. We totally interrupted a wedding. They were pumped to have us.

Us as we were docking. Notice how SOAKED in dirty harbor water I am?! Some meany decided it would be funny to use his hands to direct the water on board. Right in my vicinity. My hair was so pretty before this!! At one point we had a discussion about how the bathroom on the boat was so big, people could've had an orgy in there. This became a joke, as one of us wouldn't go to the bathroom because she thought we actually said there was an orgy in there.

With my boyfriend, Clumsy Carl! He is an amazing pirate boyfriend. Save the date picture?

We then made our way over to the ice bar, Minus 5, in Power Plant. We were literally the only people in there besides our bartender(s). And speaking of our bartenders...

My Eskimo boyfriend and I!! I moved on from Carl pretty fast, but Eskimo boyfriend was much more cuddly and he appreciated my hot pink glowing toenail polish. I loved his sunglasses, and told him that since I had a pirate boyfriend, I needed an Eskimo one as well. Made for each other. Definite save the date picture.

We left my newest boyfriend behind to head to our happy hour, where I knew one of the bouncers! He worked at the gym I went to when I lived at home. It was pretty much a big happy surprise for me. We bonded. And finally, to round out the night...

One more ICE-ing for the road. I am not sure how long after this we left, but I am pretty sure it was closely after. If you notice, one of our members is not here. It might've been at this point she was in the upstairs bar slightly stalking her newest conquest, when she realized that everyone around her was having sex!! Needless to say, the others went to investigate-and found nothing. 

Such a fabulously fun night. Unfortunately my drive home was not so great, as I hit a huge amount of traffic and took about an hour to go 5 miles. EW!

Leaving you all with a recently favorite picture of myself and mommy...enjoy!