Hilariosity Abounds!!!

Why my life amuses me to no end:

(I would like to preface this story by saying, my Facebook mini picture is not of my face, but rather of my body. I know this, but didn't really care or think much about it. My profile picture is of all of me)

Bro's BFF and Best Man's FB status: "just a little annoyed..."

My response: "punch 'em"

BFF/Best Man: "suggestion noted and considered..."

Rando Friend of BFF/Best Man: "I like the way that the arm and boob picture above you said that. 

I think armandboob is right. Just jack 'em in the jaw. However, since I'm a pacifist, 

I wouldn't recommend it. (Yes, I just agreed with and backed out of a statement in the same breath)."

I am dying. And not fixing my facebook picture, either.

Instead, I choose to embrace my new nickname: armandboob

Possibly to be shortened to: arm'n'boob. Flows a bit better, I think.