Fired.

No, I have not been fired. That would be...pretty lame of me. I am wondering:

If you had to get fired from your job, how/why would you want it to happen? Or: If you knew you were going to get fired, what would you do on your last day?

I am talking to a friend and we are discussing different, interesting reasons to get fired. Most of them are NSFW. Which probably lends itself to the whole getting fired topic, lol.

On a completely unrelated but corresponding topic: I really wish I could rock the whole boot trend. That would be awesome, but not happening.