Y'all, my Monday has been running some serious high's and low's here (high: amazing lobster bisque AND corn chower for lunch. low: getting blood drawn, having to get stuck 3 times in 3 different places before they got enough and looking a little like I've been at the mercy of someone who doesn't love me) so I am thinking today needs a little bit of childhood comic relief.
Without further adieu...
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Board.
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaaaa
Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle
What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot.
Fish swam into a wall and said, “Dam!”
What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino?
Elephino!
What do you get when you cross a Shark and a Snowman?
Frostbite
I hope you enjoyed that fast foray into insanity.
smooches.
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