I have a horrendous cold people. I am sneezy and stuffy and drippy and its horrible.
Whoever said that sneezing in 1/8 of an orgasm has never sneezed like 20 times in a row. After just four I do not feel close to an orgasmic feeling. I feel closer to feeling like I will never stop and I'm going to die.
Does anyone else hate the feeling you get right before you sneeze? Especially the longer it lasts. You know its coming but you can't get it out. Ugh. The worst!
Mommy doesn't want me to call out today, saying that they "wouldn't like it." They also probably wouldn't like it if I showed up and sneezed on every customer. Meh.
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